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I went through two flimsy chairs that broke mid-game before I found ones that fold flat enough to wedge behind the stroller and groceries.













One August tournament with zero shade and a screaming sunburn convinced me to never show up without overhead cover again.













Nothing worse than arriving at field 7, the one that's a quarter mile from parking, with lukewarm water and a leaking bag of ice.













Fall soccer means standing in 40-degree wind pretending you're fine while your kid runs around in shorts perfectly comfortable.













After sitting in the same folding chair for three hours during a tournament, your back starts making noises it shouldn't.













Reapplying sunscreen every hour during a tournament is a fantasy — here's what actually kept me from looking like a tomato.













Brought chocolate granola bars to a July game exactly once. Everything in the bag fused into one sticky brick.













Spent one season shoving everything loose into my trunk and arriving at the field realizing I forgot the chair, the sunscreen, or both.











Ref doesn't cancel for drizzle, and drizzle always turns into a downpour right after you've committed to staying.










