No 10-step routines. Just a handful of beauty products that helped me fake being rested, refreshed, and not covered in spit-up. Because sometimes the smallest beauty product can make you feel human again.
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Hair
Face
Body
Hair
My twins don’t care if I shower, but I do—and this dry shampoo is the next best thing.
My hair has been through it—dry shampoo, shedding, and a baby’s fistful or two. This oil brings it back to life without weighing it down. Smooths the frizz, adds shine, and smells like I tried. A little goes a long way.
Healthy Love Oil
One spray and my hair goes from tangled mess to semi-put-together. Feels like a tiny luxury.
Leave In Conditioner AND Heat Protection Spray For Hair
Claw clips are the official “mom crown!” Fast, cute, and gentle on my shedding hair.
Claw Clips | KITSCH - Evolving Your Everyday Essentials
Face
It’s called a ‘sleeping mask’ but let’s be honest—I’m not sleeping. Still using it though.
Lip Sleeping Mask Nourish & Hydrate
Easily hides my dark circles from those MANY late night feeds!
Hydrating Camo Concealer
Swipe under your eyes to pretend that you got sleep!
Glow + Get It
My makeup routine doesn’t include much, but this holds it in place through the sweat and tears of new mom life.
On 'Til Dawn Setting Spray | ONE/SIZE by Patrick Starrr
A $6 savior that prevents my face from melting- even after wrestling an alligator disguised as a baby for a diaper change!
Airspun Loose Face Powder, Translucent
Fake-it-till-you-make-it mom magic. Bonus: it smells like the beach which = happiness!
Murumuru Butter Bronzer
You can apply this in 5 seconds and your face instantly looks awake. A little color = fake energy!
Halo Glow Blush Beauty Wand
That no makeup, makeup to help us moms feel better walking out the door! Use it under your eyes, or mix it with your face lotion for an all over glow!
Under Eye Brightener - Catrice Cosmetics
Body
Smells like I showered… even though I most likely didn’t🫠
Fragrance - Perfumes & Body Mists
Skin tightening… need I say more for a newly postpartum mom? Plus, the smell 🥰
Brazilian Bum Bum Cream - Skin Tightening Body Cream
